Thursday, November 20

Tough Times

The economy is so great that Consumer Reports is actually providing tips about where to hide your cash at home.  Fortunately I already converted my retirement account to gold and buried it all exactly twenty paces north of the large oak tree that stands right at the end of M St. SE by the Anacostia River.  At first I buried it in the backyard, but I figured that was too obvious.  I think we're pretty well covered now.

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