A batch of reports came today. Here's my favorite:
PSA 102 - 7/17/2005 - 9:00:00 PM Hours
THEFT - 1 - 500 Block 6TH ST NE
c1 reports that he let s1 spend the night over his house because he was going to fix c1's computer, when c1 awoke this morning, s1 was gone along with his computer.
I had been thinking about letting the Sears guy sleep on our couch so he could fix the washing machine, but now I'm not so sure. Thanks, Crime Reports!